Poetry Corner

The True American

I am a true American
Not alien or Canadian
I have a pickup and an Uzi
My trad wife’s name is Susi

I am a true believer
Not a liar or deceiver
Fox News says the world is flat
Who am I to distrust that?

I am a true empiricist
Not another foolish scientist
Everything I ever need to know
I learned from Rush’s radio show

I am loyal beyond measure
To the guys with all the treasure
But first we must destroy the state
Leave all those losers to their fate

I am a true American
Not liberal or Republican
It’s a new World Order, as you’ll see
They’ll come for you, but not for me